The Apocalyptic secret behind Obamacare revealed (HUMOR)

House Republicans have promoted footage of Obama talking about the “stray cats and dogs” in Obamacare:

I don’t normally consider myself a conspiracy theorist, but I instantly knew what secret message Obama was sending to his followers — and let me just say that you better prepare for Armageddon, mass hysteria, and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man very, very soon: