How to make yourself look like a very, very, very, very small human being *UPDATED*

Only someone with a self-image somewhere between a slug and bollweevil would feel compelled to do with Babs Boxer did.  Or, perhaps, someone very, very evil.  (Jill Biden should take note too):

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsGR83Imoto[/youtube]

UPDATE:  At Blackfive, you can learn just how petty and ignorant Boxer was.

This is all quibbling, of course.  To be entirely accurate, he would have addressed her as “Bee-ach.”